Incidentally, Kelly Osbourne's cover comes up before Madonna's video on Google. What the gay.

That said: I WAS PLANNING ON GOING TO BED UNTIL THIS HAPPENED. I read the thread on Fark, and then someone was like "Perez stole the story word for word from ONTD" and then I went to ONTD and lulz ensued. (For the record, I know what ONTD is - I just ( Read more... )